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web 1.0 i love you
classic relics from teh golden age of the internet
robbertson tirestarefire torc64web is awesometwo hangmendally awayvp falkaweseom collectionsspotswood, new jerseehuh?original lolcats (not as funny)tinypals.comabsolute robeoa gadzillion things to think aboutawardsmr. porsha's porsche pagesteh bicycling guitaristkid blountanimated gifssecret of mana pageunder construction rantmaniac mansion fans sitet.o's pagedidik designsubmitprojects 'n hobbiesok factory ukulele lessonabout
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robbertson tire
buisness

tiresstar3

i found this business site at a funnyblog.

think they were making fun of the design, but its’s truly a wonder creation harnessing great subtly of 1.0 design. the architecturlly well-framed site has everything tire consumers are looking for any years trhu 1999 or 2008.

we love robertson tire. a site only a true web master wizard could design. wizard

http://www.robertson-tire.com/index.html

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Sidebar
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starefire tor
supernatrual

pegasus

WHOA! holy awesome.

i have to admit i don’t even know what’s going on, but as soon as i stumbled upon this site I know it has to be here. i think i am deeply in love w u. starfire tor!

and don’t miss the time shifts

http://www.starfiretor.com/ 

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c64web is awesome
tribute

c64web

you don’t get very much more 1.0 than this page. c64web is an internet web server running from a Commodore 64 computer made in 1982. the web pages store on a “1541 5inch floopy disky drive”

http://www.c64web.com

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two hangmen
spite

money grabber

i was lookin for lyrics to the song Two Hangmen by mason profffit. and i find this spite site-a gem from the 1.0 days, sort of a lost cause and a sad story. a digital recreation of the 60s tune, maybe we should right new lyrics to this guy’s story!

http://www.TwoHangmen.com

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dally away
howto

Dalliesin

there is no better way to spend your day than to dally away at DALLIESIN.

http://www.dalliesin.com/

only there is not much to dally away with here unless you are bullding an DIY rear projection screen. are you? cuase if you are let me know.

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vp falk
hero

vpfalk

vincent falk is aslo known as ‘riverace’ (like liberace) and he spends much of th day waving to boats from th e chicago river bridges. he has a suit to match any pallette and his collection of chicago statue photos is incredible. fascinating character with fascinating 1.0 pages.

http://vpfalk.net

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aweseom collections
museum

museum

look at some of the aweseom collections i found at the unusual museums of the internet webring:

SUPER HERO FOOD

Superhero food

http://www.geocities.com/superherofood/

BATH TUB POSTCARDS N’ ART

bathtub art

http://bathtubmuseum.org/ (awsome!)

BANANA AND BROCLLI LABLES

banana

http://www.beckymartz.com/

  • “Ready to read when the color of a tropical sunset”
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spotswood, new jersee
public

Spotswood Logo

http://www.spotswoodboro.com/

i have looked at a lot of town hall sites, and they are all pretty much all 1.0noes! sum are better than others, but i have NEVR seen one more 1.0 than spotswoods. you have to click on animated figs to apply for a construction permit!!!!1

msg board is pretty kickin tho.

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original lolcats (not as funny)
cats

ok, they’re not as awsom as ICHC’s constant stream of hilarious captioned kittehs, and some aren’t actual funny at all, an some are just wyrd, but anyway, we give you this collection of orig lolcats from web 1.0:

Cleo

“I Give Up!”

“Oh Yeah, I’m Feeling Good

Marlee the Brat Cat

“My Internet Pal”

“Heads or Tails”

“BBQ Sauce”

“A Birthday Filled With Love”

“LOL”

“Catitude”

“I am Probat.”

Bad Habits

?????

Rene Descat

“Really.. I have lipstick?”

“Ma gandesc la tine”

“Where’s the mouse?”

“Punk’s Not Dead”

Squirrel

Cat Caption Competitions (click “Past Winners” to the right)

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tinypals.com
cats

Tiddy Cat!

http://www.tinypals.com

omgosh. such 1.0-ness. the intro page will destroy you, but “click the kitty to enter” and check out the floating bar! i like to scroll really fast and wait for it to catch up! AAhahahahah, there you are buddy!

update: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tinypals is down. :(((( we love you tinypals. comeback one day maybe!

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absolute robeo
meltdown

mm.gif!

http://absoluterobeo.com/1first.shtml

“The best clean humor on the Internet” brought 2u by Robert Bryon. featuring prominently the Orig AT&T Story but I like the genus and hilarrius Postcards-O-Robeo. lolrofl!

I found this site lookin for the coveted Gern Blanston award. It’s soo0 ‘absolute robeo.’

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a gadzillion things to think about
trivia

gadzillion

http://www.gadzillionthings.net/

some of these are answerable questions, some come off as jokes, or rants, while others are simply great questions:

Why are there no “B” batteries?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
If someone invented instant water what would they mix it with?

note: gadzillionthings.net was the first site ever (!!!!!!!!) inducted into the prestigous Award Sites Hall of Honor! it is now my goal to be inducted into the Award Sites Halls of Honors!

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mr. porsha’s porsche pages
tribute

944

http://themarketingresource.com/

can’t quite place the associatedness between the sites url and its contents, but as the webmaster points out, there are:

“Tons of pictures and cool stuff on this page…please be patient while everything loads!!!”

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teh bicycling guitarist
music

Bicycling Guitarist R Band

http://www.thebicyclingguitarist.net/

A fantastic discovery! I love the R Band! I’m speechless.

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kid blount
curriculum vitae

blount BG

http://www.kidblount.com

michael ‘kid’ blount actual became an internet legend thank to his girlfriend-seeking home page, featuring his yearbook picture and looping audio file of his voice! kudoce to michael for his multimedia savvy. i’m sure he has his pick of the litter these days!

this particular site seems to be a faithful recreation of the orig. how wonderful is that???/ make sure you have your speakers on and are using internet explorer (but then switch back to FIREFOX, or use IE Tab only on pc’s).

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secret of mana page
video games

Mana

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/8973/

DON’T miss the intervew with mana designer ted woolsey. Excerpt:

Brendan McGrath:
6) In the Mandala Temple, one of the orbs mentions a country known as Lorima. What is this? My theory is that it is a country that was in the Ice Country, with the Ice Palace as it’s core, until some cataclysm altered the environment.
Ted Woolsey:
Actually, I forget where Lorima was…sorry!

lololololo!!!!!!!!!!

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under construction rant
meltdown

Under Construction

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~gk/atwork/

some body is haven a meltdown!

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maniac mansion fans site
video games

Maniac Mansion Fan Site

http://members.fortunecity.com/harang/

fortunecities was more then a webhost, it was a virtual city! take a look at it’s waybacks archive to see it slowly transform from adventurous new online world to ordinary hosting service.

here’s is a nice, informative page proving just how useful a defunct homepage still be today. never leave us ‘Maniac Mansion Fan Site,’ we love you!!!!!!1

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t.o’s page
curriculum vitae

T.O.’s Cat

http://www.geocities.com/spazzmatic2000/homepage.html

not sure what is going on with this page, hasnt been updated since dec 2004
check out “ink” for a list of something
and “thoughts” for a black web–page that looks almost blank unless you highlight the text with your mouses! awesome! now i can read his thoughts!
truly a wierd page and the best part is that there are movie reviews as well! i wish ebert had such an interesting page….
heres a good review:

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
This movie is pretty good. I’d give it about a B. Jonny Depp played it very well as did Leonardo DiCaprio in his role as the retarded 17 year old. Surprisingly it was his most realistic role yet. Kinda makes you think… Well, anyway, it’s a good rent.
i guess its pretty good***

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didik design
curriculum vitae

Didik.com

http://www.didik.com

a masterpiece of 1.0 design, didik.com showcases the work of Frank Didik, inventor.

electric cars, trans-global highway proposal, early 3d television systems from the 1970s… beutiful.

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projects ‘n hobbies
howto

Projects and Hobbies, the good logo

http://www.projectsandhobbies.com

found this site looking for fiddle lessons.

If you and your family can stand hearing something that sounds like a pig hung up in the electric fence, then you are ready to learn the fiddle bluegrass style.”

haaaaaa! the lesson = simple genius. thank you warren! i’m playing along with my favorite music, steady and surely now. but projectsandhobbies.com has sooo much more to offer like ‘how to build a child’s seesaw’ and one lesson in astronomy. plus keen info on ‘how to remember stuff’ and ‘african violets.’ truly a mega site worthy of a full couple days investigation.

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ok factory ukulele lesson
howto

That’s me in the tree

http://www.st.rim.or.jp/~kunisige/eukulele.html

the point of 1.0iloveyou.com is to find sites as good as this one. this is my favorite website of all time. it stands in my memory lovelier than anything, ever, ukulelewise. highly entertaining and informative, thank you ok factory.